Thursday, May 3, 2007

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a Carl Pavano, which is what I am.


PAVANO RIPOFF BIGGEST IN ALL OF HISTORY OF BASEBALL. Hot Carl Ain't Cool WILL MAGNUM P.I. SHIT TO PROVE POINT. IRAQ WAR END. DINOSAURS COME BACK. BROOKLYN WILL FINALLY BE TOTALLY GENTRIFIED, NOBODY COMPLAIN. NEW YORK WILL EXPLODE. SIMPSONS GO OFF THE AIR. HUMANITY END. PAVANO WILL STILL SUCK. PAVANO STILL BE INJURED. PAVANO STILL LIVING OFF OF REDICULOUS CASH MONEY. FUCK PAVANO IN PAVANO'S GIRLY GOOCH WITH NOT MY BAT!

FROM PLACE WHERE STEPHEN A. SMITH - SUCKS AT LIFE - PAID BY:

Pavano hasn't pitched since April 9 and has made only 19 appearances for the Yankees since signing a four-year, $39.95 million contract before the 2005 season.

THINGS Hot Carl Ain't Cool COULD MAKE MONEY DO WITH:

1. NICE BUY HOUSE FOR SAD CHILDREN ARE ILLEGITIMATE PAVANOS. SET ON FIRE..

2. CREATE MACHINE OF TIME, TRAVEL BACK TO TIME WHEN PAVANO NOT BASEBALL PLAYER. SIT THERE.

3. BUY FIELD OF MARIJUANA.

FUCKING PAVANO WASTEFUL! AL GORE ASHAMED! FUCK YOU PAVANO!

1 comment:

Jason Yarn said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SNAP!!!!

UP ON THE DOWN SIDE!!!

IF ONLY THE $$$$MAN ($$$$ = CASH!) HAD HAD THE $$$$ ($$$$ = COJONANES) TO PONY UP THE $$$$ ($$$$ = COCAINE) TO GET ON THE DICE-K-TRAIN-TO-$$$$ ($$$$ = AWESOMENE$$$$!!)

YEAH BOYEEEEE!